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ocident:

 

queencrash:

ritornerai:

What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS

"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."

pantheraj:


"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."
harrydafake:

moooooveeeedddd:

"If this room was burning, I wouldn’t even notice"

fuK
centifolias:

THICK PAINT
humansofnewyork:

"Some people still prefer the arranged marriage, especially in the countryside where tradition is still strong. The thought is that your parents know you very well, and will make the decision based on experience and not emotion. The divorce rate with arranged marriages is lower, because both families are heavily involved and there are many people committed to making the match work. But the tradition is on the way out. It used to be that you didn’t even see your wife until your wedding day, and you fell in love after your wedding, as you learned to support and care for each other. But today there’s Whatsapp and Facebook, so keeping two people apart is almost impossible. ‘Love marriages’ are becoming much more popular than arranged marriages, and even arranged marriages involve much more interaction than they used to. Many families still choose to uphold the appearance of an arrangement. Their children will come to them and say: ‘I fell in love.’ And they’ll say: ‘OK, let us arrange it.’"
(Jammu, India)

bobbyfinger:

This 30-second video of Nicki Minaj explaining what “beez in the trap” means is the most important and wonderful thing I’ve seen today.

(H/T Steven)

sweartokanye:

male models are scary not only because theyre intimidatingly attractive but they could cut a bitch with their jaw lines

dirtavenue:

Hey guys! So summer is here so kissmekissmeash and I decided to throw together another giveaway! The giveaway includes-
-Captain America T-Shirt (Size of your choice)
-Nirvana T-Shirt (Size of your choice)
- NASA T-Shirt (Size of your choice)
-Orelia Love Knot Ring from ASOS
- lol ur not harry styles T Shirt from Etsy (Size of your choice)
- Shanae Compact Pocket Rectangular Back Pack from BooHoo (Color of your choice- Black/Tan)
-Dittos 80s Suspender Rockin’ Roller Coaster Shorts from Modcloth (Size of your choice)
- Black Leather Converse (Size of your choice)
- Striped Crop Top from TopShop (Size of your choice)
- 2 NAKED Pallets (choose 2- NAKED, NAKED 2, NAKED 3, or NAKED Basics)
- Any 2 Too Faced Sweethearts Perfect Flush Blush (choose 2- Candy Glow, Peach Beach, or Something About Berry)
- Zara Leather Bucket Rucksack with Tassels
- Polaroid Camera ( Color of your choice )
- Flat Leather Ankle Boot with Buckle from ZARA (Size of your choice)
- Macbook Pro (used, but in good condition, we will delete everything off of it )
- Tattoo Choker ( color of your choice, they have manyyyy colors )
- Villa Bergamot Candle from Bath & Body Works
- An autographed 5 Seconds Of Summer poster
 
Okay if you wanna win here’s the rules-
1. Follow me and Aine (WE WILL BE CHECKING)
2. Reblog this post (as many times as you want, the more reblogs, the bigger your chances are of winning)
3. Side accounts don’t count, and any accounts that are made or used just to reblog this will be disqualified 
4. You can like this post to bookmark, but likes will not count.
5. We will pay for shipping, and it is a worldwide giveaway
Now here we go with the extra entries. Basically if you do one, or all of these, message me or Aine what you do and the usernames so we’ll know and put you in for extra entries. (increases your chances of winning) (WE WILL BE CHECKING SO DON’T LIE)
1- Follow the both of us on twitter (@ bboybands &@ Hailmikey_ ) ( 10 EXTRA ENTRIES )
2- Follow the both of us on Instagram (gabriella0630 & _baise_moi ) ( 10 EXTRA ENTRIES )
3- ASK ME ( dirtavenue ) IF THERE’S ANY OTHER WAY TO GET EXTRA ENTRIES AND ILL TELL YOU
Best of luck, I love you guys so much and if you have any questions, feel free to message either one of us!
CHOOSING THE WINNER ON SEPTEMBER 20
THIS GIVEAWAY NEVER HAPPENED IF IT DOESNT GET ENOUGH NOTES